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Unicorns iz dey for real?

In another thread someone suggested . .
Let's have a discussion about unicorns
Good plan.
I love unicorns. Magical creatures ridden by the even rarer and mythical 'virgin'. The Narwal is I suggest even more magical and has a horn that supposedly is the basis of many 'unicorn' horns.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal

Nobody has ever seen, captured, rode or taken a picture of a unicorn. However I still feel they make good pets.
:buck:
Theswingisyellow

Comments

  • DavidDavid A human residing in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Ancestral territory of the Erie, Haudenosaunee, Huron-Wendat, Mississauga and Neutral First Nations Veteran
    Do processes have to take up space to be real?

  • lobster said:

    In another thread someone suggested . .

    Let's have a discussion about unicorns
    Good plan.
    I love unicorns. Magical creatures ridden by the even rarer and mythical 'virgin'. The Narwal is I suggest even more magical and has a horn that supposedly is the basis of many 'unicorn' horns.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal

    Nobody has ever seen, captured, rode or taken a picture of a unicorn. However I still feel they make good pets.
    :buck:

    Unicorns make terrible pets. They smell bad and they bite.
    I had a green one once. It shed scales all over the furniture.
    Jeffrey
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  • howhow Veteran Veteran
    @Lobster
    I am confused by your difficulty in seeing a unicorn.
    Perhaps Google might be able to help.
    I wake up as a unicorn on a regular basis. As pets they greatly over rated as they do not seem very loyal and despite all attempts at domestication, are barely paper trainable.

    jae
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    iz dey? :wtf:

    Must be some UK/English slang.....That's where your unicorns are
    parked If I remember correctly....
  • Ah the unihorn . . .
    So they are cymbals that clash with reality? Iz dey? Is they?

    Is Jesus a kind of Unicorn? Amitaba? Our one perfect thought?

    Our Little Pony who art in Heaven,
    Hallowed be thy product;
    Thy franchise come
    Thy Unicorn be done
    On earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily rainbow;
    And forgive us our trespasses
    As we forgive those who trespass against us;
    And lead us not into temptation,
    But deliver us from Buddhists.


    No unicorns were harmed in the posting of this prayer.
    Amen.
    :buck:
    Theswingisyellow
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    edited January 2014
    ^^^ ....I'm going to keep it real with you here.....
    AKA.....Keepin' it 100 ....

    Some of that I understand...some of it I don't.

    When you get through...............your still my brother. :)

    *rides off on my purple little pony*
  • TheswingisyellowTheswingisyellow Trying to be open to existence Samsara Veteran
    edited January 2014
    Vast as the sky yet fine as a grain of barley flour should be ones contemplation of the unicorn, or as I call it the Great Unseen.
    One should regularly offer sacrifice as to make ones dreams come true.
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