Unicorns iz dey for real?

lobster

In another thread someone suggested . .

Let's have a discussion about unicorns

Good plan.
I love unicorns. Magical creatures ridden by the even rarer and mythical 'virgin'. The Narwal is I suggest even more magical and has a horn that supposedly is the basis of many 'unicorn' horns.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal

Nobody has ever seen, captured, rode or taken a picture of a unicorn. However I still feel they make good pets.
:buck:

David

Do processes have to take up space to be real?

robot

lobster said:

In another thread someone suggested . .

Let's have a discussion about unicorns

Good plan.
I love unicorns. Magical creatures ridden by the even rarer and mythical 'virgin'. The Narwal is I suggest even more magical and has a horn that supposedly is the basis of many 'unicorn' horns.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal

Nobody has ever seen, captured, rode or taken a picture of a unicorn. However I still feel they make good pets.
:buck:

Unicorns make terrible pets. They smell bad and they bite.
I had a green one once. It shed scales all over the furniture.

poptart

robot

how

@Lobster
I am confused by your difficulty in seeing a unicorn.
Perhaps Google might be able to help.
I wake up as a unicorn on a regular basis. As pets they greatly over rated as they do not seem very loyal and despite all attempts at domestication, are barely paper trainable.

Vastmind

iz dey? :wtf:

Must be some UK/English slang.....That's where your unicorns are
parked If I remember correctly....

lobster

Ah the unihorn . . .
So they are cymbals that clash with reality? Iz dey? Is they?

Is Jesus a kind of Unicorn? Amitaba? Our one perfect thought?

Our Little Pony who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy product;
Thy franchise come
Thy Unicorn be done
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily rainbow;
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us;
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Buddhists.

No unicorns were harmed in the posting of this prayer.
Amen. :buck:

Vastmind

^^^ ....I'm going to keep it real with you here.....
AKA.....Keepin' it 100 ....

Some of that I understand...some of it I don't.

When you get through...............your still my brother.

*rides off on my purple little pony*

Theswingisyellow

Vast as the sky yet fine as a grain of barley flour should be ones contemplation of the unicorn, or as I call it the Great Unseen.
One should regularly offer sacrifice as to make ones dreams come true.