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the corporate bullshit generator
genkaku
Northampton, Mass. U.S.A. Veteran
For anyone who feels that their contributions to those droning and earnest meetings have run out of steam, here is the life-saver you have been waiting for.
Wow your friends!
Crush your enemies!
Works in any setting where the topic is serious and the people are ... well, you know.
Useful for Tea Party regulars and communist wannabes, atheists and spiritual sales personnel, academics and survivalists!
Get yours today!
THE CORPORATE BULLSHIT GENERATOR
Scroll down: You can create your own out of an extensive list of words or you can ask for that a phrase be generated for you.
Is life sweet or what?!
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Oooo, I'z gonna hav fun wiz yuu guyz when I ban youz, an' you ax me "whah yuu bann' me?"
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Here's something similar. Deepak Chopra wisdom generator:
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/
Is this productive time utilization?
If this is not documented on your form C111, I'll have to ask you for a form OPM71.
If approved..... ensure your 3081 reflects the request. Please keep in mind that any false information on your 3081 is subject to 1203B regulations. Any additional concerns will need to be documented on a form 1725 and forwarded to your front line manager.
You will recieve a written response no later than 60 days. If the response takes longer, we will send you notification of the extension. Any correspondance concerning this matter will be placed in your 6067.
Oh wait...this is the corporate employee bull shit generator...Not the government employee bullshit generator. ..
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V Good: I got: dramatically build just in time processes after randomly pressing the button - if only you knew how applicable this was to my life.... lol