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How can I get banned?
thug4lyfe
Explorer
Without doing something that's really bad like posting porn or threatening other members with the "Navy Seal Copypasta"?
He he, I wanna troll, but I don't really want to build that much bad karma if you get my drift?
So, what's a good polite way to myself banned?
Mature responses only please!
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Comments
Indeed.
Welcome to your need for attention fulfilled. Being a troll is in Buddhism a form of ignorance based on the need to engage ones own Dukkha or unsatisfactory life. You will of course be banned as you wish. Trolls are not usually fed but some of us like you, more than you do yourself. So we feed your ego with what you desire most.
A response.
Sadly the food is bitter.
I think you're the nicest troll I ever met. Will miss u when u gone.
It is the only way gurl
@federica can't we keep the troll? Their life expectancy is so short ...
I wonder if @Linc puts them in a cyber cage to jibber to their hearts (dis)content?
bannnnn meeeee
Strangely enough. Trolls do make good and well behaved pets. Why not try being human? Too strange?
Hey, I like this troll, actually.
Sadly, if the picture is real, I am old enough to be your mother.
Oops! I forgot: I'm already spoken for...
I'll miss you troll....
ha ha, you got yellow fever milady?!
Yellow fever still exists??
I'm not that old...
@thug4lyfe - You are funny; I like you. hugs
Thug seems to have much to offer. I'd like to see him try to fit in here.
It's what I thought, @robot, but for some strange pathological quirk, he's choosing the Joker approach...
Hi, @yagr!!!
You can only get banned if you post porn or threaten other members with the "Navy Seal Copypasta"... Oh, wait.... Ok.
The only other way is to tell me what precise reasons you have for wanting to get banned from a Buddhist forum. A good long essay (8000 words) and I am one heck of a stickler for grammar and spelling. Which I will correct, but will not be sufficient to get you banned. On the contrary, it will bring me enormous enjoyment correcting it, as it's a particular hobby of mine.
Also TbH we just tend to critique porn to pieces and just give it marks out of 5, and the Navy Seal Copypasta will just get hugged to bits.
Whatever it is....
Twould be much better for you yourself to ban your own "I" rather than getting others to do it for you.
"The bonds of arrogance are slow released
as self, exhausted, writhes in impotence.
The ceaseless efforts of the I have ceased;
The world about withdraws to immanence.
Perception comes, with heart and mind elate.
Night perishes before the sudden dawn.
And lo! the world awakens uncreate
In blazing splendor of the Light unborn..."
Progress,
Christmas Humphreys
I love Christmas Humphreys, @Nirvana
Um... or should I ?
Why do you want to be banned @thug4lyfe ?
BTW you can always use this as your avatar... psychologically it might make you feel better
Well, I have not banned him, so he never got his wish. I just closed the door in a slightly different way... So, he's still here... but the key no longer fits the lock, as it were.
I'd so love to know what you did, Fede....
LOL you guys and gals are the best.
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I think the mods will ban you if you're Welsh. Most forums have this rule. Fair one though.
Yes, @Tosh..... Stand by, look you, boyo, Yacchi da and all those cliches......
A sure-fire way is to respond "Yuck" to the wrong posts. Look, if you wanna get banned, can you do it without making everybody mad?
Thank You.
The one sure-fire way of being banned IS to make everybody mad. Otherwise it's rarely a bannable offence....
"You/I can piss off some of the people some of the time-but not all of the people all of the time!"
Abe Lincoln Shoshin 
I think I cracked a few ribs lol