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Lobsters guide to Easter
- Good Frigsday/Friday - this is when Almighty Baby Jesus, fully grown arrived in town on a miracle uber-donkey. The donkey could not talk, like in Shrek. Everyone shouted Havannah and gave him leaves as money was uncool in olden days.
- Easter Sunnyday - Thanos the god killer, nails Magic Jesus to wood (don't worry he escapes in the End Game)
- Moonday morning - Thor/JC is risen like dough/duh. It's a conjuring miracle!
To celebrate the Christian Pagan East-err we eat chocolate bunnies, vegan eggs made of consumer grade chocolate and offer the following prayer:
Go in Peace. See you at Christmas.
Do you engage in this consumer sponsored minor holiday?