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Penis Tattoo
ThailandTom
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Yea so I have never had a tattoo before as I personally do not think they are all that great. I also have never wanted something in particular forever on my skin and something I will come to regret later in life. However, if there is one place I have considered getting a tattoo it is on my cock. I was thinking of a word or a collection of words going across it and can't think of what I want, well I have a few ideas but I would like to throw it out there to see what other ideas people can suggest. This is not a joke or me trolling, I am seriously considering it, it just seems like it would be a good idea 
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also clever lol, keep them coming, I love to get other opinions form people and this is a great way to do it!
start with
'point'.....
then as it stretches, it will read, 'disappointed?'
The other thought I had was - you would have to choose something that is not likely to weird out sexual partners the first time they see it.
By the way, if you want a subtle tattoo, you can just go for a UV one.
well it does not have to be erect no, but the skin does have to be stretched and hold tight as a tattoo requires a lot of pressure to be done. I actually think on the actual skin it will not be so bad as there are not a lot of nerve endings and things there, also there is no bone and that is where a tattoo is meant to hurt the most, over bone matter.
lol, Some good ideas, also some not so good ones :P I am going to draw it up today i think, then try and find a thai tattooist who would be prepared to do such a thing, and also not a traditional thai tattoo as they use bamboo and I doubt I would have a penis left after that
without further ado... ThailandTom, you're welcome
http://images.pediaportals.com/konfuciy/nonAdult/Body%20Art/2594_dragon_dick.jpg
How about "Point and Shoot"
Pretty! ^_^
haha wow, that guy even had his testicles tattooed... I cannot imagine the kind of pain that would induce, that takes some balls, *cough cough*
That looks great and amazing ... will have to show my hubby that when he gets home.
or 'Rub for 3 magic wishes'
If you have the spare money to do that, wouldn't it be better off going to a charity?
That is a nice thought, but tattoos in thailand are very cheap and this one will only take 10-15 minutes. We are talking about maybe $20 I can give 20 dollars to charity as well..
I see nothing wrong with tattoos in general, let alone the one you are thinking about. The only bad part about tattoos is when you force others to look at them, who might find it offensive. I doubt anyone who saw your pecker would be offended by the language on it.
I once convinced my friend to get a candy cane stripe up the shaft of his. He decided not to do it once he thought about it though.
I have thought long and hard about this tattoo and I have designed the typeface and imagery many times over. I may change my mind some more, but I will get it done within the next 3 weeks or so for sure. I also have come to the conclusion that it may not hurt that much as people would assume. The actual skin of the penis has little feeling in it, for example I was in the shower and I switched the water temp right up and sprayed it on my hand, it hurt enough so that I had to remove it from the water, I then sprayed it on you know where and I felt nothing what so ever. Also if you pinch the skin there it does not hurt in the slightest. This obviously being because the majority of the nerve endings are at the tip, so I think it will not hurt that much.
Dude, just so you know, it hurts a hell of a lot more to have it removed than it does to have it done. Don't rush into it, wait two months before taking the plunge, you might change your mind.
When its flacid it looks like Alfred E. Neuman
and large it looks like a Jaguar?
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/03/28/arts/20080330_FOLD_IN_FEATURE.html
Why would you want that tattooed on your penis?
You didn't really mean it that way, did you?
Again, another American thing, but thanks to an obsessive amount of time watching the simpsons, I actually know what it is. But no, I merely want a phrase/quote.
lol no I have no gotten myself caught up in a zip, I assume it hurts, but that could all be hype and something only in the movies :P (there is something about mary)
I didn't think of it in that way when I wrote it, somebody has a dirty mind!
You might not want to know but... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loreena_Bobbitt
On the subject you should get "Your name" tattooed there. That way you can honestly use "I've got your name tattooed on my cock" as a pick-up line.
Oh yuk ! That is really gross....bet it looks silly when flaccid !
How about "Small but friendly " TTom ?
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They all do
i still think this is a most unskillful craving. have you compared the thickness of penis skin with every other part of your body? it is like paper. there is not much wiggle room to embed the ink. if it goes too far, it will bleed out and you will have permanently blue, or green, or whatever dick.
this is really one to let go of and get back to your sitting.
(1) Not avoiding fantasy, not seeking truth.
(2) Empty delusory body is the very body of the Dharma.
(3) No distinction between mind & thing
(4) Have the form of no form at all
(5) Eternal serenity
Namaste
Is craving ever skillful?