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Three Monks walk into a cave.....
Three Monks are meditating silently in a cave.
A few months pass by and there's a noise outside the cave.
Six months of silence follows and the first Monk says: Did you hear that goat?
A year of silence follows when the second Monk says: That wasn't a goat. It was a cow.
Two years later the third Monk says: If you two are going to keep arguing, I'm leaving!