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Tombstones

federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky...Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
as a wildly off-topic spin-off from @genkaku's thread here, I thought this might amuse:

This was a poem given to a widow by her husband's colleagues. She thought it so touching and thoughtful, she had it engraved on his headstone.

It wasn't until the headstone had been up a while, that the cemetery Groundsman noticed the Acrostic........

We mourn the loss of a good friend
And miss him through and through
Never was there one like him
Know this to be true:
Eric is with God above
Remembered here by us with Love.

This is another, more famous Acrostic tombstone....

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o72/cohenpeart/fu-1.jpg

Any other tombstones or signs hit the funny-bone?

Just bantering....
ZeroNirvanaBeej

Comments

  • Spike Milligan's 'I told you I was ill..." made me chuckle...

    As far as signs go, there were some brilliant ones in the toilets at Waterloo station, above every urinal a circular sign saying "stop cock"!

    They have since changed the signs to something like 'Emergency water shut-off"...
  • :D one's. As for myself, I won't be having one. No funeral, service, wake, markers, and memorials. So, no witty, words from me. :D
  • BunksBunks Australia Veteran
    federica said:

    as a wildly off-topic spin-off from @genkaku's thread here, I thought this might amuse:

    This was a poem given to a widow by her husband's colleagues. She thought it so touching and thoughtful, she had it engraved on his headstone.

    It wasn't until the headstone had been up a while, that the cemetery Groundsman noticed the Acrostic........

    We mourn the loss of a good friend
    And miss him through and through
    Never was there one like him
    Know this to be true:
    Eric is with God above
    Remembered here by us with Love.

    This is another, more famous Acrostic tombstone....

    http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o72/cohenpeart/fu-1.jpg

    Any other tombstones or signs hit the funny-bone?

    Just bantering....

    Surely that photobucket tombstone is fake! :D
  • BunksBunks Australia Veteran
    JohnG said:

    :D one's. As for myself, I won't be having one. No funeral, service, wake, markers, and memorials. So, no witty, words from me. :D

    Interesting @JohnG. Is your family aware of this request (assuming you have family)?

  • Yes, they are. :D
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Surely that photobucket tombstone is fake! :D

    Although it has been reproduced, apparently the original DOES exist. My example certainly does....
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Surely that photobucket tombstone is fake! :D

    Although it has been reproduced, apparently the original DOES exist. My example certainly does....
  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    i want a viking funeral. anybody that wants to say a final "f#%& you!" can do so with a flaming arrow. there will be no tombstone of which you can pee upon. sorry, my masochistic friends! :lol:
    Vastmind
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    I'm with John on this one.
    My living will since the age of 31 has
    been....no service, just a party! But i
    do want some witty words out there !!

    Kind of like the wedding I couldn't afford...haha
    Eat, drink, and be merry !!!

    Cremate me. I told my two daughters
    they can take the ashes and make some nice
    jewelry with it..have you seen that? hahaha
    Or the family can do the movie scene and spread
    them some place that the fish will eat me. :)

    I hate going to the family gatherings at the
    grave sights.
  • howhow Veteran Veteran
    Same here. My current will says..
    Econo Cremation/ green burial /sky funeral or chipper..What ever is easiest for my partner to deal with. No service needed.
    A gathering of friends, 3 weeks later for meditation, some nibbles, a toast and hopefully some laughs.
    MaryAnne


  • Do not stand at my grave and weep
    I am not there. I do not sleep.

    I am a thousand winds that blow.
    I am the diamond glints on snow.
    I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
    I am the gentle autumn rain.

    When you awaken in the morning's hush
    I am the swift uplifting rush
    Of quiet birds in circled flight.
    I am the soft stars that shine at night.
    Do not stand at my grave and cry;
    I am not there. I did not die.


    - Mary Elizabeth Frye

    there is neither 'I' nor 'me'

    but

    air
    earth
    fire
    water

    and

    sound
    sight
    feeling

    there is Nothing to be sad for



    see the Dhamma between the lines
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited February 2013

    Scattered ashes for me, so no stone. But I have always loved this poem....

    Okay, so if we're all going to veer wildly off topic and talk about our own funereal arrangements, instead of funny tombstones and signs, like wot I specified in the first post...(!!!)

    This is one of my favourite poems: it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson (Treasure Island, Kidnapped, A child's Book of Verses) and is engraved on his tombstone, on the island of Samoa.
    Stevenson was loved by the Samoans, and his tombstone epigraph was translated to a Samoan song of grief which is well-known and still sung in Samoa.

    "Under the wide and starry sky,
    Dig the grave, and let me lie:
    Glad did I live, and Gladly die,
    And I lay me down with a will.

    This be the verse you 'grave for me:
    'Here he lies, where he longed to be,
    Home is the sailor, home from the sea
    And the hunter, home from the hill.' "

    It still brings a lump to my throat even now.
    Zero
  • My grandfather used to say this bedtime prayer to me when I was little:

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    A sack of peanuts at my feet
    If I should die before I wake
    You know I died with a belly ache
    JeffreyZerolobsterBeej
  • hmm nice poem's but I don't want any of those either. Take my organs, cremate what's left, and throw my ashes in my sgt.' face. :coffee:
    lobsterBeej
  • genkakugenkaku Northampton, Mass. U.S.A. Veteran
    Just one more...

    image
    NirvanaBeej
  • NirvanaNirvana aka BUBBA   `     `   South Carolina, USA Veteran
    @genkaku, whadya mean, just one more?

    Not nice!!
  • JohnG said:

    :D one's. As for myself, I won't be having one. No funeral, service, wake, markers, and memorials. So, no witty, words from me. :D

    Your funeral isn't for you, it's for your family and friends.

  • BhikkhuJayasaraBhikkhuJayasara Bhikkhu Veteran
    cremation is where it's at.... this way family and friends have nothing to attach to.

    also I always wanted to go out on a big funeral pyre like the romans/vikings/indians.
  • howhow Veteran Veteran
    edited February 2013
    My mom wanted a no muss, no fuss, inexpensive cremation. Not wasting more space or resources on a body was part of her view.
    I complied but was surprised when her ashes were returned to us from the Canadian funeral home with a thank you note from a USA located crematorium. A big surprise for us.
    Who would of thought that it was cheaper to transport a body across an international border to another country and back for a cremation, than to do it down the street.

    Just a reminder to ask more questions than I thought to do.
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    edited February 2013
    Here lies an athiest....
    all dressed up,
    and no place to go.

    hahahaha
    BeejNirvana
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    For the family crafters out there....
    here are some tombstone ideas...
    Funny sayings.
    Just in case you make any. :)

    http://familycrafts.about.com/od/hauntedhouse/a/CreativeEpitaphs.htm
  • Tosh said:

    JohnG said:

    :D one's. As for myself, I won't be having one. No funeral, service, wake, markers, and memorials. So, no witty, words from me. :D

    Your funeral isn't for you, it's for your family and friends.

    There are people who are better off not knowing I ever existed. :coffee:
  • NirvanaNirvana aka BUBBA   `     `   South Carolina, USA Veteran
    "All my life I just wanted to be free
    of all the burdens, all the cares...
    and now this gigantic stone!"
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