When your guided meditation is too specific:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Xgc49FGBx/

For the last few weeks I have been ordering but not getting Venezuelan chocolate. Luckily we have alternative supplies [phew...]

Now that Venezuela is under American occupation asset stripping protective custody, I hope to be buying their Coca flavoured chocolate bars very soon...

Maybe I am missing something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca

Letter from the Ducks to one not a Duck:

Dear UD,
In our discussions, it has come to our attention that someone (you) thinks he is a duck.
Sir, you do not look like a duck.
You, by our standards, are ugly
Your neck is too long,
Your feet too big, and you do not quack,
You have more of a trumpet like sound.
Now, sir, you are definitely not a DUCK.
There is another group of fowl over yonder.
Perhaps you should meander over there as they just might be more aligned with your style.
GO!

Sincerely yours,
The Duck Flock.

Radio

A layman and a vicar were playing golf, and the layman was not having a good game.
”Ah, damn, I missed!” said the layman at the first green. And then missing an easy putt, he said,
”Ah, damn, I missed again!”
The layman kept on playing a bad shot, and kept saying, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”
The vicar put up with this for half the round, but then he felt he owed it to the dignity of his calling to say something to the layman. ”You really must not keep using such dreadful language, my dear Sir,” said the vicar, ”or the Lord may well strike you down.”
And just as the words were out of his mouth, there came a jagged flash of lightning; and in a split second the vicar was burned to a crisp. Above the rolling thunder clouds, a deep voice was heard to say, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”

I think it’s fair to label any attack by an armed group on civilians as terrorism. Whether they are some nations military or an independent group shouldn’t matter.

Exactly so. Here is a flag in case you need a wave...