God, I led SUCH a sheltered life!
federica
@Tosh said:
@Bunks said:
Oh yes! Ever since the heady days of the 90's. When I started watching English Football back then Peter Beardsley was my favourite player so I've followed the Toon ever since.
One of my best mates is from Whitley Bay.
I know Whitley Bay well, it was a popular drinking spot when I was young.
My sister-in-law's happiness at weekends are kind of controlled by how well Newcastle is doing. If they win, my brother is happy, if they lose, my brother is unbearable.
Maybe I'll suggest this forum to her?
Hopefully now with all our oil money your brother will be more often happy than sad
Bunks
I should point out it was a joke.... hence the wink wink...
Shoshin1
@lobster said:
Eh wait … I may just have a weed patch with a few flowers thrown in
my weed patch …
You bloody pot head @lobster 

My weed patch
Shoshin1
Are you going to get a mechanical foot? Like in the Terminator movies?
Alternatively you could sport a piratical peg-leg.
Jeroen
Three Jewish Mommas are sitting on a park bench.
The first says,
"My Ishmael! Best Son in the world - ! Rings me every Shabbat and we talk on the phone for an HOUR!"
The second says,
"Huh, My son Isaac! he's the BEST son! He rings me 3 times a week, and we talk for three hours!"
The last woman says,
"Huh! No, MY son Daniel is the best! He goes to his therapist 5 days a week, and all he can talk about, is me!"
federica