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Re: Funny Stuff
During the second world war, at the Russian front, an Italian and a German general are preparing an attack. When all the preparations are ready, and the attack is ready to be launched, the German general calls his servant: "Heinz, bring me my red coat."
"What, a red coat?" says the Italian general surprised. "How come?"
"Well, during the battle I may be hurt; blood may be flowing, and my soldiers, seeing blood, might get demoralized. So I always wear a red coat during battle."
"What a great idea," says the Italian general and calls his servant.
"Giuseppe, quick, bring my brown trousers!"
Jeroen
Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
Talk about snail mail... I just received a postcard this morning from Jordan, from one of my son's and his wife ...No big deal....However they were in Jordan back in February 2020, four and half years ago.....
Aotearoa went into lockdown late February 2020, so it may have been lost somewhere in the NZ postal system...Better late than never 
Shoshin1
Re: Funny Stuff
“Are you going to vote Republican today?” Asked a man of his friend.
“No, I think I’ll vote Democrat. My father was a Democrat, and so was his father.”
“That’s idiotic reasoning. If your grandfather was a horse thief, what would that make you?”
“Well, that would make me a Republican.”
Jeroen
Re: Giving Up?
@Shoshin1 said:
I think I may have to give up swearing at technology...
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potato
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boiled potato
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1 boiled potato
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50fuckingboiledpotatoes
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50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
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IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
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NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
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It's all his fault!
Re: Giving Up?
I think I may have to give up swearing at technology...
Choose a new password :
potato
Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.
boiled potato
Sorry, password must contain at least one number.
1 boiled potato
Sorry, password cannot contain spaces
50fuckingboiledpotatoes
Sorry, password must contain capital letters.
50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
Sorry, capital letters must not be consecutive.
IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, password must not contain punctuation.
NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
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Choose a new password :
Shoshin1
Re: Buddhism and the Theatre *raises hand in a dramatic fashion*
I'm doubly cursed. I play TTRPGs and they incorporate both elements of acting/story and gaming. I'm a bad Buddhist who is practicing wrong and will no doubt, if I'm lucky, be reborn among the laughing devas and if not as an animal or in hell.
person
Re: Giving Up?
Relax, and just be.
Remember we are only that which looks out of the eyes, hears with the ears, smells with the nose.
Not the body, not the thoughts, not the emotions.
Jeroen