I came across this story today… it involves monks so worth a repost.
I have heard about three monks. No names are mentioned, because they never disclosed their names to anybody. They never answered anything. In China, they are simply known as the three laughing monks. And they did only one thing: they would enter a village, stand in the market place and start laughing. They would laugh with their whole being and suddenly people would become aware. Then others would also get the infection and a crowd would gather. The whole crowd would start laughing just because of them. What was happening? The whole town would get involved. Then they would move to another town.
They were loved very much. That was their only sermon, their only message; that laugh. And they would not teach; they would simply create a situation. Then it happened that they became famous all over the country. Three laughing monks. All of China loved them, respected them. Nobody had ever preached in such a way that life must be just a laughter and nothing else. They were not laughing at anyone in particular. They were simply laughing as if they had understood the Cosmic joke. And they spread so much joy all over China without using a single word. People would ask for their names, but they would simply laugh. So that became their name — the three laughing monks.
Then they grew old. And while staying in one village. one of the three monks died. The whole village became very much expectant because they thought that when one of them had died, the other two would surely weep. This must be worth seeing because no one had ever seen these people weeping. The whole village gathered. But the two monks were standing beside the corpse of the third and laughing — such a belly laugh. So the villagers asked them to explain this. So for the first time, the two monks spoke and said, “We are laughing because this man has won. We were always wondering as to who would die first and this man has defeated us. We are laughing at our defeat and his victory. Also he lived with us for many years and we laughed together and we enjoyed each other’s togetherness, presence. There can be no better way of giving him the last send off. We can only laugh.”
But the whole village was sad. And when the dead monk’s body was put on the funeral pyre, then the village realised that the remaining two monks were not the only ones who were joking, the third who was dead was also laughing. He had asked his companions not to change his clothes. It was conventional that when a man died they changed his dress and gave a bath to the body.So the third monk had said, “Don’t give me a bath because I have never been unclean. So much laughter has been in my life that no impurity can accumulate, can come to me. I have not gathered any dust. Laughter is always young and fresh. So don’t give me a bath and don’t change my clothes.” So just to respect his wishes, they did not change his clothes.
And when the body was put to fire, suddenly they became aware that he had hidden some Chinese fireworks under his clothes and they had started going off. So the whole village laughed and the other two monks said: “You rascal, you are dead, but you have defeated us once again. Your laughter is the last.”
Jeroen
When your guided meditation is too specific:
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For the last few weeks I have been ordering but not getting Venezuelan chocolate. Luckily we have alternative supplies [phew...]
Now that Venezuela is under American occupation asset stripping protective custody, I hope to be buying their Coca flavoured chocolate bars very soon... 
Maybe I am missing something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca
lobster
Letter from the Ducks to one not a Duck:
Dear UD,
In our discussions, it has come to our attention that someone (you) thinks he is a duck.
Sir, you do not look like a duck.
You, by our standards, are ugly
Your neck is too long,
Your feet too big, and you do not quack,
You have more of a trumpet like sound.
Now, sir, you are definitely not a DUCK.
There is another group of fowl over yonder.
Perhaps you should meander over there as they just might be more aligned with your style.
GO!
Sincerely yours,
The Duck Flock.
A layman and a vicar were playing golf, and the layman was not having a good game.
”Ah, damn, I missed!” said the layman at the first green. And then missing an easy putt, he said,
”Ah, damn, I missed again!”
The layman kept on playing a bad shot, and kept saying, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”
The vicar put up with this for half the round, but then he felt he owed it to the dignity of his calling to say something to the layman. ”You really must not keep using such dreadful language, my dear Sir,” said the vicar, ”or the Lord may well strike you down.”
And just as the words were out of his mouth, there came a jagged flash of lightning; and in a split second the vicar was burned to a crisp. Above the rolling thunder clouds, a deep voice was heard to say, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”
Jeroen
how
@Linc said:
(This is not an invitation to rebellion lol)
Oh well. Was looking forward to the rebellion. 
Will have to look elsewhere or just enjoy some free time... 
lobster
I think it’s fair to label any attack by an armed group on civilians as terrorism. Whether they are some nations military or an independent group shouldn’t matter.
Exactly so. Here is a flag in case you need a wave...

lobster