Best Of

A woman and her cantankerous, bloody-minded, foul-mouthed miserable nagging husband take a Trip to the Far East together, and visit Jerusalem, where the husband, suddenly dies.
The woman is respectfully mournful, and enquires about her husband's remains.
The Doctor tells her,
"Madam, we can fly your husband home, and the cost would be around £12,000 all told. But if you have the funeral here, the cost will only be around £500."
"Oh, in that case, I'll fly him home, thank you" Weeps the wife.
"Madam, I think you misunderstand..." falters the doctor... "It will cost £12,000 to fly him home..."
"Oh no, I understood you perfectly!"! Interjects the wife, "But the last fella buried here, got up again after three days, and no way am I risking THAT!"

Happy Easter everyone!

Not a film exactly, and I'm just about half way through the first episode alone, but I'm hooked. It's an in-depth study as to "How the Nazis Lost The War" (Netflix). The first half of the first episode narrates the disastrous, uneasy and at times, hostile relationship between Mussolini and Hitler. It offers fascinating insight, and actually confirms what I had in fact believed all along. The Italians were dragged into the war by being fed lies, propaganda and misinformation. When they eventually discovered Mussolini was basically full of shit, the worm turned and the rest, as they say, is History.

This Documentary beats 'Catfish'... By an entire wig.