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He's soon to be broadcasting a programme on the BBC, and a film is being made about him. Joseph Fiennes will star. I wish him well. He will have to immerse himself in the role, quite literally!

Lobster, this plan was between me and Federica. I understand you want to be included, but don't be so desparate.

(I'm kidding! I love you!)

If you want, I can leave an unhinged rant here and you can delete it and ban me. I hate to see someone left out of the fun.

@Vimalajāti such kindness [lobster wipes away fake salty tear].

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s fiends.
John 15:13

We haz plan! … and now back to the common dharma karma …

@federica said:

@Bunks said:
Damn! I wish I'd seen it.....

If it's any consolation, I too missed all the fun. Here I am, your dedicated and constant Guardian, Dutifully eliminating all spam applicants on a daily - sometimes hourly - basis, but otherwise bored out of her skull with nothing else to find to do - and the one day I take leave of absence, @Jason comes galloping in, like a knight in shining armour, brandishing his Sword of Righteousness (also known as 'Take that, you Fucktard!') and heroically banishes the mouthy mysoginistic racist miscreant, with one fell swoop!

If you want, I can leave an unhinged rant here and you can delete it and ban me. I hate to see someone left out of the fun. We'll have to agree on a time and date however, lest Jason swoop in and ruin your chance!

Rather than run-of-the-mill racism, I'm thinking something spectacular would be a treat for a change. Maybe it'll start with "I'm thinking of converting to the Westborough Baptist Church!" Or maybe a thread called "Are the Spanish even worth it?" These are all just ideas. Nothing's yet put down in stone.

I'm thinking it's been a while since a "Sovereign Citizen" has darkened the door. I could pretend to be one of those.

@Bunks said:
Damn! I wish I'd seen it.....

If it's any consolation, I too missed all the fun. Here I am, your dedicated and constant Guardian, Dutifully eliminating all spam applicants on a daily - sometimes hourly - basis, but otherwise bored out of her skull with nothing else to find to do - and the one day I take leave of absence, @Jason comes galloping in, like a knight in shining armour, brandishing his Sword of Righteousness (also known as 'Take that, you Fucktard!') and heroically banishes the mouthy mysoginistic racist miscreant, with one fell swoop! There's your hero!
I shall just keep sweeping the floor and evicting dust bunnies...

Sorry, @lobster. But you know how us commies are really into purging. 🤷‍♀️

@Jason said:
I took the liberty of banning the member for an extraordinarily racist post. Feel free to comment and continue the discussion here, but be aware that the member is no longer able to participate.

Sadly that outrageously ridiculous post has been deleted.

This was our 'best' troll ever. I wanted to keep it … but as usual, request denied. How am I ever gonna start being a Mahayana Bodhisattva if I can not have trolls to experiment on … [lobster grumbles off into the Purelands … ]

Trolls, racists and communists are all sentient beings and potential Buddhas.

Well ain't Karma a bitch?