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Re: Funny Stuff

and now for the news …
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/22/two-men-take-corpse-into-irish-post-office-to-claim-dead-mans-pension

lobster

Re: Funny Stuff

Shoshin1

Re: Funny Stuff

Says the Master to his pupil: “Do you understand that you don’t really exist?”
Upon which the pupil replies: “To whom are you telling that?”

Don't knock on Death's door.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved."

The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out and saved him.

He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.

lobster

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Shoshin1

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If you want crazy cabbies, New York takes the prize.
Crazy drivers: Perhaps Paris, Athens, Rome, Bangkok, all of China..
Insane drivers - Nope! Too traumatic. But you could tempt fate with some folks who love to drive around in overloaded pickup trucks, flying weird flags, playing obnoxiously loud music, doing donuts on the street, tossing their empty beer cans and bottles as they go. (And calling everyone else crazy).

Yep! The world is a crazy serious-funny place. But take it with a grain of salt and don't ever be afraid to laugh - especially at yourself.

Peace to all