Best Of
Re: Being a light unto yourself
On a related note, my mother just declared “everything online is AI”. Which may soon be coming true… if you can no longer trust video footage as a facsimile of the real world, or text as having been typed by a human… maybe it’s time to find an entirely-analogue hermitage somewhere?
Jeroen
Re: Is it better to believe in one life or in many?
Is it better to believe in one life or in many?
Yes! 😉😁
Sometimes better, sometimes worse.
For some better, for some worse.
In some ways better, in some worse.
The same, and different.
A better question might be: stuck between birth and death, and not knowing what came before and what comes after, whachagona do about it?
marcitko
Re: Funny Stuff
“Two Martians land on earth near a deserted gas station. They leave their flying saucer and waddle over to one of the gas pumps.
One Martian talks to the pump: "Can you take us to your leader?"
There is no reply and the other Martian whispers, "Be careful, this guy looks mean!"
The braver Martian points his ray gun at the pump and says, "Did you hear? Take us to your leader!"
Again there is no reply. "Let's get out of here," says the second Martian.
"No!" says his friend. "This time he will talk." He prods the gas pump with his ray gun and shouts, "Take us to your leader or I will shoot!"
He waits for a moment and then shoots. There is an enormous explosion. A minute later, a mile away, the Martians get up and one of them remarks, "I told you to be careful. Any guy that can take his prick, wrap it twice round himself and stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with!"”
Jeroen
Re: A language issue , and inventing words
Blink..
Blink...
Hello. 
Would you like a Lolly Lolly G?
Lionduck
Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
Yes, my wife used to spin dog hair and knit Tam o'shanters. Very warm, always smelled kind of ripe.
Fosdick
Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
Our dog is in the final phase of her shedding. Anyone with a super shedder (looking at you, Husky people), know. Every day, we can follow our dog's trail, not from paw prints, but from her trail of hair. FIR COATS ANYONE?
Lionduck
Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
I heard that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
So I had two. 
Looking forward to lunch.
lobster
Re: Funny Stuff
@lobster
Having been in the naughty corner often, I've noticed you have a special seat reserved for you. The staff even have your favorite drink waiting for you.
Although I do say, the cappuccino in that corner is nice. 
Lionduck
Re: Funny Stuff
I like people BUT
my freezer is not big enough for even one... 
Dark humour? Moi?
Well OK might be my favourite... Time for a stint in the naughty corner. 
lobster
Re: Ploggers of the world...unite!
I found someone's stash while plogging. As my plogging advances, the area closer to home is becoming cleaner and easier to clean. This allows me to advance slowly, but still at a good pace. Well, there was an abandoned aluminium fence that was knocked down. It has some peed/pood blanket and lots of plastic bottles. Well, it seems it was someone's hiding den. I found two full bottles of nitrous oxide (laughing gas).
Well, sorry but this has been plogged Plogging team gogogogo!
Kotishka