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Too noisy for my early morning...

Apologies if you've seen this before, but it's worth the belly-laugh and bears repeating!

Q: How many Taliban freedom fighters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer living in the dark!

...Like, AbobotulinumtoxinA, for example....? Pick the bones out of that one, Doc!!

@Jeroen said:

and therefore they don’t have a lot of mystery.

Except that they're in one.

I'm under the impression the reason why some doctors scribble out prescriptions, is because they can't spell the medication names they are prescribing...

I should have been a doctor for that reason alone.
They used to teach handwriting when I was in Primary school but as with so many other apparently dispensable skills, it fell by the wayside and was taken off the curriculum. My mother's handwriting is absolutely gorgeous. Mine looks like a mouse on one single malt too many, fell into an inkwell and tottered his way home to recover...