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One night in Washington, when Nixon was president, there was a heavy snowfall. When the president woke up in the morning, he looked out of the window and saw a beautiful blanket of snow covering the White House lawn. He snapped out of his beautiful reverie when he noticed, written on the lawn in yellow snow, "Dick Nixon is an asshole."
The president got very angry and summoned the FBI and CIA. "I want that urine to be analyzed," he ordered them. "And I want to find out who the culprit is right now, without delay! This is top priority!"
Early in the afternoon a representative of the two agencies reported back to Nixon. He said, "We have tested the urine and we know whose it is. However, there is some good news and some bad news; which would you like first?"
"Oh no," said Nixon. "Guess you had better give me the good news first."
"Well, sir," said the man. "We analyzed the urine, and it is Henry Kissinger's."
"Oh no," cried Nixon, and then suddenly the realization hit him. "That's the good news? What could the bad news possibly be?"
The man answered him, "It was in your wife's handwriting."

Welcome to the new year, just like the old one, but different...

Cosplay! Ooh!
Murder mystery! Double ooh!
NYE party! Triple ooh!

I’d be excited too…

It’s those funky days between Christmas and the New Year again, when you’re never quite sure whether you should be parteying full-speed-ahead or whether you should be sober and responsible…

Thank everyone for keeping me on my tootsies.
Due to the holidaying, I have been breaking resolutions (before making them to save time).
Also hope to go for regular weekly Catholic confession of my alleged sinning AND then not do the suggested penance. I will also be buying up any souls not being used by wrathful demons for turning into wishes.

Should keep me busy...

...I was carrying the collapsible beach tent on my head,( it doubles as a sunhat) when it started to slip off , hence why the sudden camera movement..:)

Hail Caesar