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Don't be none the wiser but Nun the Wiser … (top tip)

@Kerome said:
No funny stuff thread is complete without this Buddhist joke...

A zen master walks up to a hot dog stand in New York,
And asks the vendor, "make me one with everything".
He then pays with a 20, and is about to walk away,
When he turns and asks, "hold on, where is my change?"
"Ah brother," replies the vendor, "change must come from within".

....and then as the vendor starts to run off down the street, he turns his head and shouts "Form is Emptiness Emptiness is Form" then smiles clutching the $20 bill ......

Here's mine: I'm finally in Spain for my 5 week study abroad! Last night, I ordered Gazpacho (actually very good ) and what I thought was chicken, but was actually fish with it's head still intact.

May karma rain down on those who harm others

But not you …
or me …
or anyone who does or does not practice ahimsa

When I am fit to practice wrathful vajrayana, I will.

Reign on … rein in … eh … Pour poor pooh pooh …

Normal service is now resumed

I do understand that it’s interpretion of all tibetan Buddhism each has a interpretation and then theirs the original but I tell buddha would be on my side not for attacking but for being right.

Which President trump of Biden their both incompetent traitors either taken away rights because god says so uhm no his religion doesn’t say so or a weak president who promises things like lock up the traitor to transsexual rights hmm.

Hmm attacking members on this forum hmm no no I was attacked first and I blankly said this was against morals. I like to see every-bodies creditintials in Buddhism please. I am probably the only legal reliable source as a student in Buddhism let alone Tibetan Buddhism. If you are you say you are stop attacking me and start following buddha Pharisees. Get behind me satan.

This is so politicallyincorrect, but even so, I laughed my socks off....