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I heard someone refer to them as unwoke snowflakes.
All these damn american-jargon terms sullying our proud British English language! Why not just call them little sods like we always have?

Went for my second jab at a NHS walk in BUT they are wasting the jabs on teenagers. NHS changes its priorities. What use are teenagers? They know everything and sleep through disasters only awake to eat pizza and play computer games.

Ah well, will have to wait a bit longer for spikevax vaccine (new name for moderna). Working on improving my immune system:

• yoga
• garlic (also makes me less tasty to vampires)
• walking
• meditation
  https://www.allinahealth.org/healthysetgo/prevent/six-ways-to-boost-your-immunity-before-you-get-sick

NB: No teenagers were insulted in this email. They get insulted by everything. Hormones.

“Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies."
(Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan.)
― Voltaire

That is just a conspiracy theory.

@Jeroen said:
Just thought I would change my handle to something closer to my real name.

I'm already bordering on "elderly and confused", and here you are, making it worse! Hey ho, out with the old, in with the new!