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Dad Jokes:

"Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can’t be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I’m not dead yet!'”

"A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'"

"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"

Trump finally announced his health care plan to replace Obamacare. It's called GoFundMe.

Snail (slug with a portable home AKA shell)

@Kerome said:

@Bunks said:

@Kerome said:
We don’t have any white tailed spiders here... but we do have deer.

Have you ever found one seeking refuge in a piece of your clothing? 😊

Never. They just wander through the streets and visit people’s gardens, eating all the succulent greens.

They are however white-tailed, so there is some similarity.

@Bunks said:

@Kerome said:
We don’t have any white tailed spiders here... but we do have deer.

Have you ever found one seeking refuge in a piece of your clothing? 😊

Never. They just wander through the streets and visit people’s gardens, eating all the succulent greens.

Twins ( during terrible twos)

@Kerome said:
We don’t have any white tailed spiders here... but we do have deer.

Have you ever found one seeking refuge in a piece of your clothing? 😊

A Doe a deer a female deer?...Oh dear I feel a song coming on....

Strangely enough I am the most sane

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