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Re: Funny Stuff
A young man asks his grandmother for directions to her new apartment.
"It's Flat 4, 17, Acacia Close, Bromley. You'll find double glass doors. They're locked, but press the buzzer with your elbow to open them. Press the lift call with your elbow, then once in, press the 3rd floor button with your elbow. Once you get out, turn left. I'm the 2nd door on the right. Press the doorbell with your elbow."
"That's great, Grandma, I'll see you soon... but... why do I have to keep using my elbow?!"
The old lady replies,
"What... you're coming empty-handed?!"
federica
Re: Wim Hof - Feel the Cold and do it Anyway
I've fallen off the cold shower bandwagon recently, haven't done one in a few months even though the water doesn't get near cold enough this time of year (about 20C).
I think I've lost some of the will to do it, and I'm enjoying the warmth and ease of a hotter shower.
Though if I had any sense I'd use the opportunity of the revelations against Hof to use that as my reason and elevate myself in the eyes of others, and perhaps even convince myself, as being noble in refusing to follow the recommendations of the wicked. What a good boy am I. 😏
person
Re: Funny Stuff
A young couple, intending to shortly marry, are involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting by the Pearly gates, waiting admission. They lament the fact that a week hence, they would have been married, so when Peter comes along, clipboard in hand, to welcome them in, they ask him, "could we please get married in Heaven?"
St Peter, doesn't know, but says, "wait here, I'll go find out..." and he scurries off.
The couple wait one month... then two months... and the woman turns to her fiancé and says, "what if it doesn't work out? What if, after a few years, we find we've made a mistake, and want to divorce?!"
They sit on the question for yet another month, and then St Peter returns, beaming.
"Yes!" He declares, jubilant, "we can marry you in Heaven!"
The couple are delighted, then the young man asks, "What if, eventually, we decide to divorce?"
St Peter throws down his clipboard angrily, and yells at the couple,
"It's taken me 3 months to find a priest in this place, how long do you think it will take me to find a bloody lawyer?!"
federica
Re: What documentary are you watching?
What I think is that what Hancock is doing is closer to the creationist than the scientist.
person
Re: What documentary are you watching?
Yep @Jeroen, Sheela did it.
His closest disciple. Blame someone else. Preferably a woman.
Watch the documentary and find any proof a normal person needs.
Do you feel people who support Bhagwan and his continuing communes are incapable of lying, exposure and criminality?
I am not your deprogrammer incidentally. Here you go though...
https://www.oregonlive.com/rajneesh/2011/04/part_one_it_was_worse_than_we.html
lobster
Re: What documentary are you watching?
You are of course free to supply proof, if you have any. Due to Sheela’s bugging of Osho’s rooms on the Ranch, many thousands of hours of audio tapes are with the FBI, and they were never able to link him with any of the crimes committed. That is a matter of record.
Jeroen