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Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
Kiwis would fit right in here. Tailgating isn't a bug in the system, as it were, it's a feature!
Walker
Re: New year ~~precepts~~ resolutions
Be careful what you wish for...
Indeed, we have a term for 'politicians', scammers like Nigella Farage. Rant-a-gob.
Nigel Fabarge the backbench MP for Trumpland in the British Miss government is an example. No use to anyone except tool makers...
Anyway that is enough about Polly ticks and other vermin. 
Time for some excellent resolutions for today:
- To have a humour so dark even Maya, Lucy Fairy, and the Hell dwellers have a chuckle
- To do good to everyone, whether they like or not. [usual exclusions apply, terms and conditions may altar, all resolves are protected by Bodhisattvas R US. Statuary rights are not guaranteed to last. Full exclusions available on request, supposedly]
- To treat things as if they are people and people as if they need treatment.
OM YA HA HUM
lobster
Re: New year ~~precepts~~ resolutions
Again I resolve to procrastinate more this year. But tomorrow I think I have things to do so maybe next week?
Jeffrey
Re: Word Association Game
During the last supper, there was one wedge of cheese left. Jesus, being charitable, asked John whether he wanted it. No, no, replied the Apostle, you have it. So Jesus went down the list of all the other apostles, and all agreed he should have it. Then, a gust of wind blew out the only lamp, and in the sudden darkness a blood-curdling scream was heard. When the lamp was relit, Jesus’ hand was still stretched out towards the cheese, with twelve forks stuck in it…
Jeroen