Treat or Treat

lobster

Will you be offering anything to the hell realms this Halloween? Dressing as Mahakala? Dancing naked in the local cemetery? Offering Jinn will fix it badges? (UK local hell dweller). Party for Hungry and Holy Ghosts?

RebeccaS

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

person

A boy was devouring a sack of candy -- bar after bar -- when the old Zen master walked up to him hollering.

"You stupid fool, you're going to die eating that much candy!"

"My grandfather lived to be 107," the boy explained and kept gobbling away.

The old master was surprised. "You mean he lived to be 107 by eating candy?"

"No," the boy answered, "by minding his own business."

Daozen

Without tricks, treats are dull.

Vastmind

I agree with the boy in the story. It's none of your business.....
where I will be dancing naked.

how

oh boy!
Is that a trick or a treat?

DairyLama

lobster said:

Will you be offering anything to the hell realms this Halloween?

Bah humbug!