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Re: No Buddhist Quotes
Thanks @pegembara
A bit god centric for my tastes but ideal for those so inclined …
As I said to God only this morning, 'as I have no Mind at least both of us are delusions'.
Silence. 
lobster
Re: Questionable teachers in Buddhism
It's not even to protect y'all, because I feel like everyone here has enough discernment to separate the wheat from the chaff. My main goal is to make this a safe place for everyone and prevent it from becoming a platform for Holocaust deniers and apologists for Adolf fucking Hitler. lol
Jason
Re: Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind
To accept some idea of truth without experiencing it is like a painting of a cake on paper which you cannot eat.
Shunryu Suzuki
I have had cake like that, reminds me of eucharist 
Everything is perfect, but there is a lot of room for improvement.
Shunryu Suzuki
Ah ha … that means better cake …
Leave your front door and your back door open.
Allow your thoughts to come and go.
Just don't serve them tea.
Unless they bring cake?
lobster
Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
A sort of guided meditation, perhaps. It has an advantage over conventional meditation in that it is compulsory - you can't put it off indefinitely.
Fosdick
Re: Funny Stuff
King Charles III is supremely qualified for the position. First, he had to be born... then, he had to not die.
person
Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
It occurs to me that we spend far more time talking about food and eating than about the other end of the process — having a good shit. Just an observation.
Jeroen
Re: Help Needed - offered
Who is making you eat stale baguettes? Is it the French? Next they will be telling us they invented French fries …
I like organic carrot juice … cannot (or should that be carrot) always get it …
… talking of stale bread … chop and fry gently in olive oil with curry powder. Now you have croutons for your carrot and celery soup …
Ah … food … best meal of the day …
lobster