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I had a weird dream

I was meeting up with @Jeroen to go to the newbuddhist group, ( it from what I gather from the dream was a physical in real life group and of all places was on the island-perhaps the mind was associating it with the local Buddhist group here), anyhow @Jeroen drove up in a beach buggy, got out and opened my car door and put two big blue holder bags inside, then got in and we drove off...
Then the next minute I was on an electric bike with @Jeroen sitting behind me and as we were going up an hill, it was raining and water was gushing down the road towards us, so I turned the bike around and started to move back down the road, and all of a sudden @Jeroen turned to jelly and stated to wobble all over the place....Then I woke up because I needed to wee...I put it down to the cheap baked beans I had yesterday...the acid content in the tomato sauce must have been quite high, which must have inflame my bladder causing me to get up and. wee a lot during the night...

I told ya it was a weird dream

Now Mary stood outside the tomb crying. As she wept, she bent over to look into the tomb and saw two angels in white, seated where Jesus’ body had been, one at the head and the other at the foot. They asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?”
“They have taken my Lord away,” she said, “and I don’t know where they have put him.” At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but at first she did not realize that it was Jesus.

He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?”

Thinking that he had lost the plot, she said "Jeez Jesus! You silly sausage! Where have you been?,,,You look like death warmed up."

@Lionduck said:
And through thousands of years, Easter has devolved into a weird chocolate rabbits and boiled eggs hidden in the weeds.

....and Zombies