Ugh big chief you meditate cushion squash!
That reminds me of a joke... once there was a doctor who lived near an Indian reservation, and he was visited by a brave who said, big chief no shit. Oh very well, said the doctor, here you have a laxative. Next day the brave came back and again said, big chief no shit. Double the dose, said the doctor as he gave another satchel of powder to the brave. The next day again the brave came back and said, big chief no shit. Four times the dose, that must work, the doctor said to himself. The next day the brave came back and said, big shit no chief!
Jeroen
That can happen when you’re going faster than usual... e bike madness...
Jeroen
I was on the home stretch down hill, after visiting a friend then having a cup of tea in the village...Cruising down the hill with mouth open and gulp I swallowed a bloody fly, coughed and spluttered all the way home ...
Note to self "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT" when riding bike...🤐
Shoshin1
I thought this an important blessing to share. I hope it doesn't violate any community standards about monkfarts. _/_ 
Dhammika
@Kerome said:... I will just carry on, and ignore the fart jokes
Farting is no joke, particularly to Theravada followers..
They have no sense of humour.. so I have heard...😉
federica
Remembering science papers that I've read in the past listing the concentrations of heavy metals and salts (not to mention end of life medications) left behind in human remains that were pretty detrimental to plant growth, I decided to google it and was surprised by the diversity of view on the subject. It reads much like the cigarette health controversies of old where many businesses having large financial stakes in this subject were very selective in what science research info they focused on and which they minimized.
Liking the idea of a sky funeral, I would like it to be widely known that I am prepared to just pay to have my body dropped from a very high altitude onto the property of a the last F-wit that has annoyed me.
And if my version of a sky funeral (my apologies to Tibetans) actually caught on, not only might the dispersal of human remains become wider and more judicial but just imagine how many folks might actually get treated more respectfully in their twilight years.
how
Aye. Wind too shall pass. Sometimes in silence, sometimes in a windy gust.
Yes, I've been on their mailing list for 2 years...
I was unaware you died ... 🤪
I am emptying my compost bin if you require somewhere quick ...
Here to help 
lobster
We are stimulation seeking creatures ...
No problems? Boring ... We go out and OD on cake and try:
oops ...
lobster