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Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
Walked into the village to buy some chocolate (I'm trying to shrink my clothes)...
Anyhow I walked pass what use to be the old police station...
It's now a boutique...
When my sister and cousin came to visit me back in 2005 (It was still a police station back then) we were walking pass and I pointed it out to them and they cracked up laughing, because on the door was a closed sign...It was open from 8am to 4pm...that when the crooks were active 
Shoshin1
Re: Covid Cabin
I. AM. EXHAUSTED.
Of course!
In many situations medical and emergency services are moving towards triage. We have in the UK emergency space with ventilators, plus new treatments for the unvaccinated. In some situations/countries people will just be left to suffocate, unable to breath, which is the main method of Covid death.
Would it be unkind @SuraShine to suggest an emergency kit for anti vaxxers consisting of a plastic bag and a string to tie it over their heads, whilst they live stream their last thoughts … 
Too extreme? 
lobster
Re: Funny Stuff
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing only cling wrap for shorts...The psychiatrist says "Well I can clearly see you're nuts"...
Shoshin1
Re: Pure Land Buddhism
@Bunks said:
Thanks, it won’t but that’s ok
You never know, there may be a ton of Pure Land buddhists out there who are just waiting for this resource and it will be one of the sleeper hits of 2021.
Jeroen
Re: Funny Stuff
My friend (who is in lockdown and lives alone) got this as her daily horoscope today 😂😂😂
Bunks
Re: Funny Stuff
Yeah horoscopes can be hilariously inappropriate when you get a message like that it makes you wonder exactly how much quackery is involved in the whole system. Or in fact any kind of divination.
Jeroen
Re: Funny Stuff
I learnt something quite amazing this lockdown....Chocolate makes your clothes shrink
Shoshin1