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@lobster said:

@mindatrisk said:
Yep, that's all! I've put it on my Christmas list, and - fingers crossed - Santa thinks I've been a good boy this year. I do also need some new trainers though.

Santa needs new trainers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

I'll leave him my old ones by the fireplace.

@lobster said:

So I guess all I need to do is become enlightened.

Ah ha. A plan.
Enlightenment is a good start.

That's all ...

Yep, that's all! I've put it on my Christmas list, and - fingers crossed - Santa thinks I've been a good boy this year. I do also need some new trainers though.

thank you.

Well said

You want more suffering?

1. Get married
2. Have kids
3. Get a mortgage

That should do it.....