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Re: Funny Stuff
Two women meet at the Pearly Gates at exactly the same time...
"Oh..hi! Nice underwear! So...how did you die?"
"I froze to death..."
"Oh, well, With next to nothing on...🤷♀️"
"Well, how did YOU die?!"
"I was convinced my husband was having an affair. I ran all the way home from work, rushed in, but he was just sitting in his dressing gown, watching TV...!
I ran into every room, checking for any evidence, but couldn't find any. I ran through to the garage - nothing! I ended up running all over the garden, looking at possibile hiding places - promptly had a heart attack, and fell down dead!"
"Well, you're a bloody idiot!" Retorted the scantily-clad woman, huffily.
"Why?!"
"Because if you'd checked the freezer first, we'd BOTH still be alive...!"
federica
Re: The Three Jewels, Five Precepts and Delusion
What should an Eastern Buddhist say or do then? 😊
Lostie
Re: Where Angels and other angles Fear to thread... or tread
Dear Friends of the Unthinkable,
As we may have heard, the trolls have taken over the US Empire. Does it matter in this moment? Nope. Not in the least. Some people may have realised that demo-crazy is demon-stated to be not quite what we thought?
So we carry on. Always. Whatever the personal circumstance. Personally I am still A-Buddhist and B-Leave
- Breakfast is still available
- Morning has broken, like the first morning
- Off to find a Meek (apparently they have my inheritance)
lobster