Snooker.
Where folks try to control the paths of inanimate objects around a confining table, in the hope that with the perfection of such a skill maybe life's intruding chaos can also be assuaged. Also teaches guys how to handle pointy sticks in a potentially competitive environment without bloodshed being the result.
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Indeed.
When a duck waddles like a duck, sounds like a duck, looks like a duck, It is time to stop pondering why some people insist upon calling it a chicken and instead just go feed the geese.
Peace to all
@Jeroen said:
Just as I was standing under the shower, despair and sadness came visiting me…
Have you tried turning it off and on again (IT joke) 
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