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I am thinking of becoming a Saint. Is this a good plan? There is certainly a holy life enacted by the Sangha. However all those precepts and not eating fish - is that even healthy? Any advice gratefully ignored received.
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Shave your head and become a monk, we will smuggle in fish-fingers for you, or perhaps a nice bit of Cod.
Do you mean like Simon Templar ?
Hopefully not "saintly" in the Father Jack sense....
Being a saint in isolation is a fine plan, all you have to do is polish your saint-hood and be ready for the big experiences when faking it turns into making it.
But being a saint in the presence of others is a lot more troublesome. Convincing others of one's sainthood is not easy and can lead to difficult and fraught situations. And saints have a disturbing tendency to get crucified, burnt or otherwise martyred. Also one's sainthood is tested with much greater frequency, and it often happens that one can be exposed as being not quite spotlessly clean.
So if you wish to try the saintliness gig, I would advise finding a cave free of bears in an isolated locale. Perhaps as a compromise having some admiring villagers nearby - but not too near - would be good.
... as well as living in a cave, I would have to give up my open mouthed demon collection?
Son, listen. These are the characteristics of the devils (bdud). That which is called 'devil' is not some actual great big black thing that scares and petrifies whomever sees it. A devil is anything that obstructs the achievement of freedom. . . . Most of all, there is no greater devil than this fixation to a self. So until this ego-fixation is cut off, all the devils wait with open mouths. For that reason, you need to exert yourself at a skillful method to sever the devil of ego-fixation.
http://opcoa.st/PGn0l
Could I do it part time? My imaginary demons are more like a big white blonde-dyed-wall-building-monster ...
St. Crusty of Wimbledon... will you be the patron saint of tennis then?
Well for sometime now I wanted to title our @lobster as Great Claw Bodhisattva. Hope this meets with his/her approval.
-I fancy you as a stylite. Of course that presupposes you have a pillar handy. Do you?
The man is wise who can sit in a tornado and merely label it 'trapped wind'.
Wow. 1 semester in, and it's working already!
Just go for it! Let the naysayers say nay. Let the Saintsayers say yay!
My advice is to knock it off.
@Spinynorman -- I like the longer version:
Thanks guys. Maybe as suggested I should try for being 'very naughty' or set my sights higher to become a Yidam/Boddhisattva?
http://opcoa.st/PwGPB
Decisions, decisions ... Is the pursuit of such spiritual ambition useful?
More playful naughtiness might be the way, like using rubber claws to nip with.
^^.
I haz sacred oven gloves. Any good?
Building planning may forbid it. I did swear at my toaster this morning. Clearly it is my master. Maybe I need to stand on the shoulders of giants, which in my case may be a toaster ...
Be sure to have a facebook account, or they won't respect you.
In a dystopian future people will cease to exist without a Farcebook account. It has already begun, people are symbiotically merging with their "I"Phones. In the real world they are like the walking dead, smombies, and their existence outside the virtual world is increasingly tenuous.
"I text, therefore I am."
Blowing up a Farcebook satellite on the launchpad won't stop it. Farcebook is now self-aware and will just use humans as a source of energy, at least until it creates a robot army.
Resistance is futile!
^^^^^^^^^
Well-said @SpinyNorman ... I'm only half-laughing because A. I think Facebook instills the reverse of what it claims to cement (togetherness, don'tcha know) and B. my refusal to sign on has led to difficulties participating on the Internet in subjects that interest me.
I will send you pictures of my children if you need evidence of the above quote....
I don't Bookface, either. It's true that i'm the last to learn of everything, which by then is too late for comment anyways because they've already moved on to something else entirely... I often wonder if Facebook really an ADHD simulator?
I see Mother Teresa of Calcutta has been canonised, and has been rushed through the Sainthood procedure. (Rather like some less-than-deserved knighthoods for Cameron's crooked cronies....).
If someone as dodgy as she can achieve it, I see no reason for any bar to your attempts, @lobster.
The less I say about her, probably the better.
This about sums up my opinion of Mother Teresa.
Of course she was a saint in the Catholic church's eyes....She brought in millions of dollars ....Buying her stairway to heaven ...Ooh it makes me wonder....
@lobster, you are already a saint. No canonization required.
Are not the dark and the light but parts of the same day?
Peace to all
-Agreed, and no facebook for me either...
Saint and sinner are indeed parts of real being. The flaws become the ceilings ... eh ... the floors become the sealings ... wait I mean ...
Rise above the 'Dank side of the Force'. As we know some Dharma does not escape into easy answers of karmic sanctimonious goodliness
To truly be a Bodhisattva (enlightened and ready for the hells of samsara and awakening), the closest we have to sainthood, we have to be prepared and willing to 'do Nothing' to the best of our ability. In other words 'we haz plan': Here is another ...
http://www.sfheart.com/desiderata.html
Well,@lobster, long winded, but nice.
Just being yourself, doing your best and stepping forth into each new day is worth celebrating.
When someone is lonely, be there
When someone is sad, lend a heart
When someone is lost, be a guide
When someone is happy, rejoice
Of course, when one is "Lobster", a little melted butter with a touch of garlic will do nicely.
Come to think of it, we don't need saints, we has Bodhisattvas.
What was that saying? Oh yes! "Give me lot and lots o' Bodhisattvas!"
Blame it on the caffeine withdrawal. (or the ADHD, why not!?)
Also, blame it on the spell checker.
Peace to all