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  • personperson Where is my mind? 'Merica! Veteran

    @Shoshin said:

    @person said:
    What's an answering machine?

    It's a device connected to a landline phone, where one can leave a personal recorded voice message if one cannot 'personally' answer the phone........next you'll be asking what's a landline phone ??? :wink:

    Sorcery

    SpinyNormanlobsterWalkerShoshin
  • SpinyNormanSpinyNorman Veteran
    edited August 2016

    Mr. Rabbit went to the pub on his way home from work every evening, and always ordered two cheese toasties and a pint of bitter. One night the cheese was running low, so he agreed to have a cheese toasties and a ham toastie. But a little while after finishing the toasties he fell off his bar stool unconscious, much to the concern of the pub landlord. An ambulance was called but sadly the paramedics were unable to save Mr. Rabbit. The landlord asked what had caused Mr. Rabbits death, the paramedic said "Mixing his toasties"......

    ....myxomatosis.... :p

    WalkerFosdick
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Now if he'd been Welsh, he would have been ok....(Only the British will get that joke....)

  • Hee hee. It's true though, men never read the instructions!

    Bunks
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    They say it's why Moses wandered the desert for 40 years trailing a hoard of Israelites behind him...

    "No no! Don't need a map! Am perfectly ok! I'm sure it's this way! Come along!"

    SwaroopVastmindSophie101
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran
  • GrooverGroover England. Explorer

    Never trust a dwarf that tells you your wife's hair smells lovely.

    federicaCinorjerBunks
  • Steve_BSteve_B Far southwest corner of Indiana, USA Veteran

    Love these!

  • ShimShim Veteran

    For all the llamaists...

    silverWalkerVastmindShoshin
  • And don't forget the Dairy Lama!

    ShoshinShimWalkersilver
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran
    edited August 2016

    I just read my Farmer's Almanac newsletter and it said, "Today is a good day to host a party and castrate farm animals." (I'd be a little suspicious of the hors d'oeuvres.) O.o

    SpinyNormanWalkerpersonSwaroop
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    rohitSophie101
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    ShimCinorjer
  • ShimShim Veteran

    @silver said:

    Is that from the "Saint Young Men" manga?

  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    @Shim said:

    @silver said:

    ...

    Is that from the "Saint Young Men" manga?

    I don't know - I googled Buddha jokes/images and found that. :grin:

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    personSpinyNormanlobster
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    lobsterBeejCinorjer
  • ShimShim Veteran

    @silver said:

    ...

    Is that from the "Saint Young Men" manga?

    I don't know - I googled Buddha jokes/images and found that. :grin:

    The style looks similar. There's even a movie:

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    It probably is, @Shim. Definitely has the same style artwork.

    Sometimes even I like really off the wall stuff.
    (Even though my son loved Family Guy and I was unsure about it.)

  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Every damn morning!

    Swaroop
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    personShoshinBeejCinorjer
  • SwaroopSwaroop India Veteran

    I don't get it @silver

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    Oh! That's Gallagher, a famous comedian who used to hit watermelon with a mallet and so now, he's suffering bad karma from doing that. Read more about him here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_(comedian)

    Swaroop
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    Walkerrohitsilver
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    ba-dum tch!

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    This is probably why @Shoshin drinks tea. :D

    Shoshinperson
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    (Or Donny Osmond, or Andy Gibb, or Scott Bayo, or the Fonz....)

  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    rohit
  • My new years resolution is to stop using spray deoderant.
    Roll on next year

    Boom boom tush..... OK I'll stop

    SwaroopBunkskerance
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