God of: Toilets
Ancient stone toilet seat, rectangular with a circular hole, displayed under warm light. The surface is textured and beige in color.
An Ancient Egyptian toilet - courtesy ddenisen
Dua
Holey crap 

Shoshin1
Boy (aged 4): Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?
Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too… and she’s the best cook and storyteller in the whole world!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Boy: What problem?
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?
Boy: Why not? You married mine!
Jeroen
I share the concerns... but I'll just share...
We see tech developed...
... before we are 18, as just the way things are.
... between 18 and 35, as something that could help us in our work or even be a business opportunity, and...
... after 35, as the work of the Devil!
I am 39! 😁
Brian
I recently came across a description of sky burials in Ladakh. They have these specialised undertakers called ‘bonebreakers’ whose job it is to break up the deceased bodies… not very nice to see a relative go like that.
Jeroen
We have three dining speeds:
Grandfather: Military quick
Diet is varied
Sushi and sashimi
Drinks coffee and green tea
Daughter: Moderate
Sushi and sashimi
Some coffee, power drinks
Granddaughter: Very slow
loves ramen noodles
Crispy chicken with mashed potatoes
Favors Cucumber sushi, sometimes with avacado
Coffee and soft drinks
Grandfather and Daughter adjust to the foods of friends when visiting
Granddaughter gets finiky
Of course, there is more...But.. 
, Chocolate is mighty nice. 