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“ when an american man walks into a quaint wee pub in Scotland and announces he is 1/8th Scottish, we all leap up with tears in our eyes & cry out "a lost son of Alba is returned to us!" and everyone busies round him and gets him a whisky and an old lady called Morag tearfully hugs him and calls him a bonny lad, and we all ask him to marry our bonny daughters, and the auld men start up a ceilidh tune and we teach him to dance like a Scot and when he's all tired out we cut off his head and eat him”

Yep … humour from the fediverse
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You'll need to make the insides of your residence less mouse friendly than being outside or in your neighbor's homes. This means first eliminating their free access to any food and water inside your house and secondly finding how they are getting into your house and blocking all of those access points off.
....Otherwise this issue will continue.

Season's greetings...
Remember to deck the halls and not your family this year...

For a moment, I imagined some exotic creature (dinosaur like) called an ankle biter...