Welcome home! Please contact lincoln@icrontic.com if you have any difficulty logging in or using the site. New registrations must be manually approved which may take several days. Can't log in? Try clearing your browser's cookies.
First the good news... then the bad....
This discussion has been closed.
Comments
good news: at least dairy creamer and sugar
Good News: It turned out to be the secret missing ingredient in your new clotted cream tiramisu recipe :yum:
Bad news: it was rejected by the Authentic World Foods Association, as wall-crack filler is not an authentic ingredient.
Good news: cat beans provide a bit of "chocolate" froth on their own.
( I am a tea drinker so I wouldn't actually know)
Bad News: The clotted cream spackle continues to hold after the bears wake up and they are not happy about it.
Bad news....unless they can't find enough 'natural' food....
Good News: Berries are in season
Bad news: the berries are a bear aphrodesiac and the bear is making eyes at you
Good News: You're into bears
@person I think they mean 'bares'....
Bad news, the bears are into you too....
As self proclaimed king of good news I do hereby proclaim that the previous bad news is now good news.
Bad News: The self proclaimed peasants have risen up in revolt upon hearing of the declaration.
Good News: The news is misleading. Headline shoulda read Pheasants, not peasants!
Bad news: the flock of pheasants has been possessed by Alfred Hitchcock and restless ghosts of former PETA members.
Good news: if we go on a quest to find the red key, the blue key, and the yellow key we can unlock the hatchway to the guardian realm of the Ancients where we can find the Scepter of Calling which has power over both bears and pheasants.
Bad News: After retrieving the red key, the blue key, and the yellow key and arriving at the hatchway we find a sign saying that the realm of the Ancients is currently closed for renovations.
The good news: is that the bouncer at the door to the realm of the ancients is easily bribed with bubblegum which is hard to find there.
Bad News, although being the child you are you ALWAYS carry bubblegum, the realm of the ancients is a tarpit into which all who enter sink to their deaths.
Good News: being utterly hacked off with the constant bad publicity, their closure has been extended while they grass the tar-pits over and plant trees
So the scheduled demise of all who enter will not be taking place.
Bad news, it's not the self-proclaimed Pheasants that have risen up and flown away to Alfred Hitchcock land; but the Real Peasants and the Serfs have revolted, making the quest to find the red, blue, yellow keys unnecessary. Go back ninety-four paces!
Good news: it is the Peasants in the surf revolting . They are floundering about and will soon discover it was a bad place to start a revolt.
Bad news: Peasants are washed up on ground and imprison you. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200.
Good News: Your cellmate confesses where he hid the money before he passes away.
Bad News: After the cellmate passes away the new cellmate is thrown in with you. He insists on telling you his life story along with every single thing about being an assistant rat catcher that is known to man. He also appears to have been infected with a plague.
Good news; you discover a heretofore hidden talent and become known as the Ratwhisperer. Your natural immunity to plague means your specialized immune cells are sold to UCLA for their germlines for 2.2 billion.
Bad News: the mutation has caused you to sprout rat whiskers and a rat tail!
Good News: You find 4 turtles in the sewer that grow into humanoids and they call you master Splinter
Bad News: they force you to eat pizza for 3 straight weeks!
http://turtlepizza.tumblr.com/
Good News: You love anchovies, bananas and jelly beans.
Bad news: although you love them, you have an allergy and turn green. The turtles reject you as you still have whiskers and no shell.
Good News: Disney films is currently casting for a new super hero flick, called "Green Whiskers"
Bad News: this thread has become bizarre and surreal...
Good news: this thread has become bizarre and surreal....
Bad News: After following Alice down the rabbit hole, the Queen is now after your head.
Good News: I can give her a choice of three...!!
Good news: there is a lot of entertainment options in wonderland such as listening to silly sayings.
"The time has come the walrus said to talk of many things
of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings
and why the sea is boiling hot
and whether pigs have wings"
Bad news: the caterpillar won't share his hookah
The Good News: All that smoke wafting up into the trees is what made the Cheshire Cat sooo happy.
Bad news - you are now having nightmares about cats losing their ears
Good News: it means saving on petfood because when you call Tiddles for dinner, he won't hear you...
Bad News: Nobody's posted any Good News here lately.
Good News: You revived the thread!
Bad news can't find Alice....
Good news I found her...She was having tea with a person who suffers from mad hatter syndrome....
Bad news....I think that was @Anataman (see his avatar....)
More Bad News: There's a lot more deranged people running about than just Lewis Carroll.
The Good News is that because of the WWW, internet, media coverage and generally much-improved ways to communicate, everyone can immediately see them for what they really are, is aware of what we're dealing with, and everyone is mostly united in roundly, vociferously and universally condemning the deranged people.....