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After Donald Trump's repeated demands, and in spite of insisting that it is unheard of , the Royal Family relents and provides him with a King's regalia for all photographs that he poses for with King Charles.
A Dung Beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken ? "
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JeroenNot all those who wander are lostNetherlandsVeteran
Two tramps sat with their backs against a tree. ”You know, Jim,” the first tramp mused, ”this business of tramping your way through life is not what it is cracked up to be – wandering, unwanted everywhere, sneered at by your fellow man.”
”Well,” observed the second tramp, ”if that’s the way you feel about it, why don’t you go and find yourself a job?”
”What?” exclaimed his friend, ”and admit that I’m a failure?”
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JeroenNot all those who wander are lostNetherlandsVeteran
A layman and a vicar were playing golf, and the layman was not having a good game.
”Ah, damn, I missed!” said the layman at the first green. And then missing an easy putt, he said,
”Ah, damn, I missed again!”
The layman kept on playing a bad shot, and kept saying, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”
The vicar put up with this for half the round, but then he felt he owed it to the dignity of his calling to say something to the layman. ”You really must not keep using such dreadful language, my dear Sir,” said the vicar, ”or the Lord may well strike you down.”
And just as the words were out of his mouth, there came a jagged flash of lightning; and in a split second the vicar was burned to a crisp. Above the rolling thunder clouds, a deep voice was heard to say, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”
Dear UD,
In our discussions, it has come to our attention that someone (you) thinks he is a duck.
Sir, you do not look like a duck.
You, by our standards, are ugly
Your neck is too long,
Your feet too big, and you do not quack,
You have more of a trumpet like sound.
Now, sir, you are definitely not a DUCK.
There is another group of fowl over yonder.
Perhaps you should meander over there as they just might be more aligned with your style.
GO!
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After Donald Trump's repeated demands, and in spite of insisting that it is unheard of , the Royal Family relents and provides him with a King's regalia for all photographs that he poses for with King Charles.
....And to the best of my knowledge, the above photo has not be doctored in any way
Talking of @frederica how is he... sorry elle?
Corny, but funny 😁
A Dung Beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken ? "
Two tramps sat with their backs against a tree. ”You know, Jim,” the first tramp mused, ”this business of tramping your way through life is not what it is cracked up to be – wandering, unwanted everywhere, sneered at by your fellow man.”
”Well,” observed the second tramp, ”if that’s the way you feel about it, why don’t you go and find yourself a job?”
”What?” exclaimed his friend, ”and admit that I’m a failure?”
A layman and a vicar were playing golf, and the layman was not having a good game.
”Ah, damn, I missed!” said the layman at the first green. And then missing an easy putt, he said,
”Ah, damn, I missed again!”
The layman kept on playing a bad shot, and kept saying, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”
The vicar put up with this for half the round, but then he felt he owed it to the dignity of his calling to say something to the layman. ”You really must not keep using such dreadful language, my dear Sir,” said the vicar, ”or the Lord may well strike you down.”
And just as the words were out of his mouth, there came a jagged flash of lightning; and in a split second the vicar was burned to a crisp. Above the rolling thunder clouds, a deep voice was heard to say, ”Ah, damn, I missed!”
Letter from the Ducks to one not a Duck:
Dear UD,
In our discussions, it has come to our attention that someone (you) thinks he is a duck.
Sir, you do not look like a duck.
You, by our standards, are ugly
Your neck is too long,
Your feet too big, and you do not quack,
You have more of a trumpet like sound.
Now, sir, you are definitely not a DUCK.
There is another group of fowl over yonder.
Perhaps you should meander over there as they just might be more aligned with your style.
GO!
Sincerely yours,
The Duck Flock.
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