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  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran

    I know this has been around the circles...but it still cracks me up. hahaha... For any newbies that haven't seen it....or old heads that are too big for their britches...

    TravellerlobsterKeromesilver
  • TravellerTraveller East Midlands UK Veteran

    @Vastmind love that video, thanks.

    Vastmind
  • Steve_BSteve_B Far southwest corner of Indiana, USA Veteran

    Somehow missed it. Thanks!

    Vastmind
  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    KeromeFosdick
  • I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
    Steven Wright

    personShoshinVastmind
  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran

    @federica said:
    OK: Save picture to photo file on whatever computer you choose to use.
    Come to comment box.
    Write necessary comment.
    click on black page with corner bent over.
    Click 'Choose Files'.
    Choose file. (Double click on the photo in your file, of choice)

    Picture coordinates will appear in post.
    Post comment.

    Hey Fede, stop posting pics from my family album!!!!!!

    :awesome:

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    @dhammachick said:

    @federica said:
    OK: Save picture to photo file on whatever computer you choose to use.
    Come to comment box.
    Write necessary comment.
    click on black page with corner bent over.
    Click 'Choose Files'.
    Choose file. (Double click on the photo in your file, of choice)

    Picture coordinates will appear in post.
    Post comment.

    Hey Fede, stop posting pics from my family album!!!!!!

    :awesome:

    I'm so sorry... I just thought it was one of the more flattering pictures of you..... ;)

    Kundo
  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran

    No my left side, LEFT SIDE is the better one :waving:

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Well next time you lie flat out on the sofa in your best y-front lingerie, remember that - !!

    VastmindKundo
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    "Pope Benedict announced he's retiring. This is a pretty dramatic change. It means he will go from wearing a robe all day to wearing a robe all day." –Conan O'Brien

    Yeah, it's been a while. ;)

    ShoshinpersonWalker
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran
    edited January 2017

    In today's NZ herald newspaper...

    Tigger
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    ..."- One measure that showed no decline in older women, was vocabulary."

    I should co-co....

    Tigger
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    I just saw a financial news article entitled "The American Beef Boom is Probably Over."
    I thought to myself, "What? With the Donald running the show now? That is a lotta bull right there.

    (forgiveness please...I just woke up...no coffee what did I do?) :no_mouth:

    KeromelobsterShoshinWalker
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    True story:

    Yesterday at work, during a lunch-break, a few of my colleagues (also good buddies) and I, were discussing how different dating now is, to when we were young. The conversation flowed about standards and expectations, permissible conduct 'then and now', different behavioural fashions, and eventually, we came to 'what advice would we give to any young member of our family, embarking on the adventures of dating?
    From out of nowhere in my head, came the most appropriate, insightful, relevant, timely and 'get with the programme' advice anyone could ever have imagined. And the bonus was, it came in poetic form, which made it easy to remember.

    I said:

    "Always brush your pearlies
    And comb your short 'n' curlies!"

    The whole table collapsed in laughter....
    Well, it does cover every angle....

    Kundo
  • aplogetically, not quite every angle.....

    Tigger
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    A husband and wife are sitting with a Marriage Counsellor, and things are not going well...

    Wife: I hate him! I definitely want a divorce! He made 2 "Fat" jokes, yesterday....!!
    Husband: That's a lie!
    Counsellor: Why do you think she would say that you did, then?
    Husband: Isn't it obvious?! Because elephants never forget....!

    Tigger
  • Those poor Australians, should not laugh, that is baaaahhd ... :3

    A message for our Catholics wondering how to help the needy - or not:

  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran

    @lobster said:
    Those poor Australians, should not laugh, that is baaaahhd ... :3

    Actually that's a Kiwi wedding........ :awesome:

    lobster
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    VastmindTigger
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran

    Funny stuff? YAH! cause it's fun stuff! This will make you smile. :) ...and maybe get up and dance

    He cut a rug!!! hahaha

    A New York farmer is spreading smiles around the world thanks to a viral video of his impressive dance moves.

    “Dancing is how I stay warm in the barn and I never know when I’m going to break out into a dance,” Michael Lavery captioned a video of his dance to Sia’s “Cheap Thrills” that he uploaded to Facebook.

    The video that shows Lavery sweeping and dancing in the barn at his Permaculture Inn farm surrounded by apathetic goats has been viewed over 7 million times.

    watch here:
    http://people.com/human-interest/this-video-of-a-farmer-dancing-to-sia-is-the-best-thing-youll-see-all-day/

  • personperson Don't believe everything you think 'Merica! Veteran

    Spam revenge

    WalkerShoshin
  • TiggerTigger Toronto, Canada Veteran
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    "A man finds a handsome, but unusually inexpensive horse. The seller
    tells him, "He's cheap because a Baptist minister trained him, and he
    don't respond to normal commands. Say 'Jesus Christ' and he goes,
    yell 'Sin!' and he stops."

    The man replies, "At that price, I'll take him anyway."

    Soon after, the man is riding the horse when it's suddenly spooked
    by a snake. It dashes in a panic toward the edge of a steep cliff.

    The man yells, "Stop! Stop!"
    The horse races on.
    Then, at the last moment, the man remembers. "Sin!" he shouts.
    The horse skids to a stop at the cliff's edge. Still shaking from
    fright, the man looks at the 1000 foot drop, says, "Jesus Christ!"

    silverTiggerpersonWalker
  • St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"

    "Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?"

    "Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."

    "Sounds easy enough. OK."

    So Jesus manned the gates for St. Peter. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, "What did you do for a living?"

    The old man replied, "I was a carpenter."

    Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked.

    "Yes, I had a son, but I lost him."

    Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?"

    "Well, he had holes in his hands and feet."

    Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Father?"

    The old man leaned forward and whispered, "Pinocchio?"

    Shoshinperson
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think 'Merica! Veteran

    Shoshin
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    @IronRabbit said:

    Who wants to know ? ;)

    Tigger
  • But why do you want to know who want to know?

    KundosilverShoshin
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    I can tell this is going to get monotonous..... :eh:

  • Kundo
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited February 2017

    The laugh's on him - the guy's still going strong...

    Tosh
  • NamadaNamada Veteran
    edited February 2017

    Yes he never gonna give you up! Nice mantra

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    lobsterFosdick
  • "My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"

    Charles M. Schulz

    VastmindFosdick
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