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Now Mary stood outside the tomb crying. As she wept, she bent over to look into the tomb and saw two angels in white, seated where Jesus’ body had been, one at the head and the other at the foot. They asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?”
“They have taken my Lord away,” she said, “and I don’t know where they have put him.” At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but at first she did not realize that it was Jesus.

He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?”

Thinking that he had lost the plot, she said "Jeez Jesus! You silly sausage! Where have you been?,,,You look like death warmed up."

@Lionduck said:
And through thousands of years, Easter has devolved into a weird chocolate rabbits and boiled eggs hidden in the weeds.

....and Zombies

@Shoshin1
The Lord of the zombies. Cheeses Christ + Holy Spook and Patriarchal El Papa God-Father ARE BACK from the dead! Wow. Who would have guessed?

Happy Easter rising Monday everyone

And through thousands of years, Easter has devolved into a weird chocolate rabbits and boiled eggs hidden in the weeds.

As for me and my house, we will serve the rum cake. 😇🐇

@lobster said:
With the fishies?

Hmm, there's something fishy going on here..

“A pious man explained to his followers: 'It is evil to take lives and noble to save them. Each day I pledge to save a hundred lives. I drop my net in the lake and scoop out a hundred fishes. I place the fishes on the bank, where they flop and twirl. "Don't be scared," I tell those fishes. "I am saving you from drowning." Soon enough, the fishes grow calm and lie still. Yet, sad to say, I am always too late. The fishes expire. And because it is evil to waste anything, I take those dead fishes to market and I sell them for a good price. With the money I receive, I buy more nets so I can save more fishes.”

Saint Anthony of Padua preaches to the fishes