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A drunk staggers into a Catholic church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing...The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there...Finally, the priest pounds on the wall three times...The drunk mumbles ' There ain't no use knocking, this one is out of paper too'...
federicaSeeker of the clear blue sky...Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubtModerator
edited December 2021
Here's some interesting information about Caribou, or Reindeer:
" Males drop their antlers in November, leaving them without antlers until the following spring, while females keep their antlers through the winter until their calves are born in May. "
Now look at this picture:
Even at Christmas, one bloke is relaxing in style while the women do all the work.
federicaSeeker of the clear blue sky...Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubtModerator
Suddenly, he was smacked on the back of the head, by a flying book.
"That will teach you to be such a smart-arse!" said Jane. "The flying books are an illusion, too, but it still fekkin' hurt, dinnit?!"
Then Peter quietly noted the hypocrisy of society deeming it ok for a woman to physically harm a man but not the other way around.
Like the time the receptionist at the hospital that his friend Bunks took his son to with a broken arm shouted “Girl Power!” When informed his arm was broken by his sister.
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Oh I'm just fine...But that persimmon stealing squirrel just might soon have a problem.
(Strange, in those battles, the squirrel tends to win.)
One for the dog lovers among us…
This is a Collie. They're known for their incredible intelligence and speed of learning.
There's always one.... But his mum loves him.
And if you believe that I have a nice bridge in London I can let you have for a very reasonable price…
A drunk staggers into a Catholic church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing...The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there...Finally, the priest pounds on the wall three times...The drunk mumbles ' There ain't no use knocking, this one is out of paper too'...
https://mbasic.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=484584862589937&id=673430519&_rdr#tempwin
In my youth, I used to dash out and do stupid things.
Now, I have my favorite drink and casually saunter out...
Topical...
Here's some interesting information about Caribou, or Reindeer:
" Males drop their antlers in November, leaving them without antlers until the following spring, while females keep their antlers through the winter until their calves are born in May. "
Now look at this picture:
Even at Christmas, one bloke is relaxing in style while the women do all the work.
I'll have four, please...
Four futures please, so I can pick the best 😂
Says the Master to his pupil: “Do you understand that you don’t really exist?”
Upon which the pupil replies: “To whom are you telling that?”
Don't knock on Death's door.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out and saved him.
He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.
and now for the news …
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/22/two-men-take-corpse-into-irish-post-office-to-claim-dead-mans-pension
Weekend at Bernie’s
Suddenly, he was smacked on the back of the head, by a flying book.
"That will teach you to be such a smart-arse!" said Jane. "The flying books are an illusion, too, but it still fekkin' hurt, dinnit?!"
Then Peter quietly noted the hypocrisy of society deeming it ok for a woman to physically harm a man but not the other way around.
Like the time the receptionist at the hospital that his friend Bunks took his son to with a broken arm shouted “Girl Power!” When informed his arm was broken by his sister.
I'll have what she's having
If the world is illusion,
And we inter-are with the world,
Are not we illusion too?
Who said that ???
I think that’s what “Peter” is saying