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  • Would of had something funny, but Trump took all the air out of my balloon. Said he needed it for another of his wonder drugs.

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    (would have...) 🤭

  • BunksBunks Australia Veteran

    @lobster said:
    Dad Jokes:

    "Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can’t be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I’m not dead yet!'”

    "A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'"

    "Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"

    I like your Dad ;)

    lobster
  • DavidDavid Just another unique aspect of the same old thang The Hammer in Ontario, Canada, eh Veteran
    edited October 2020

    Oh sorry. There was a fairly tasteless joke in there.

    Now I have 4 hours to find something better.

    Ok, here's a little Mitch.

  • KeromeKerome Love, love is mystery The Continent Veteran

    Walkerlobsterperson
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  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    You couldn't have told that joke a few years ago... funny how times change with the things...

  • I thought this headline was funny!

    "Officials say there have been zero reports of bear encounters since they installed the terrifying wolf robots."

    https://tinyurl.com/y25awysa

    Shoshin1VastmindKerome
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the liminal space Veteran

    JeffreylobsterLionduckShoshin1
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    ^^ you will never find better experts than those who pontificate on Facebook. They might never have studied it at university, they might never have been employed as a {Insert profession here} and they might never have had any 1st person encounter with the subject matter, but trust me, they know everything there is to know about it, don't you Karen?

    Lionducklobster
  • There was a time when I knew all the answers.
    If there were any answers I did not know, I knew exactly where to get them,
    I was lord supreme over my domain.

    All that came crashing down two seconds after I entered kindergarten.

    Every moment is priceless
    Every friend a treasure
    Every breath a gift.
    Be kind and celebrate each life - including your own

    Funny things come out of crackerjacks boxes....

    lobsterBunks
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    lobsterhowShoshin1Bunks
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the liminal space Veteran




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  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran

    Shoshin1KeromelobsterBunks
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the liminal space Veteran

    News has been coming out of Mexico that after the events of January 6th here in the US, they are now willing to pay for a wall... Canada wants one too.

    Shoshin1Keromelobster
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the liminal space Veteran

    Shoshin1KeromelobsterBunks
  • This guy really made me laugh. Only towards the end did I realise this was his job.

    Shoshin1
  • lobsterVastmindhow
  • KeromeKerome Love, love is mystery The Continent Veteran

    One morning mad Melvin, loony Larry and crazy Carl decided to escape the Sunnyvale insane asylum. Happy as larks, the three head off into town and come upon the construction site of a huge skyscraper. They look around curiously when a man wearing a hard hat walks up to them. Hey you guys, says Klopsky, the job foreman, get back to work! Finish digging that trench. The three loonies smile and nod in unison, turn around and start working on the trench. A couple of hours later Klopsky comes back and is shocked to discover Mad Melvin digging furiously while the other two stand around holding their shovels in the air. What the hell are you doing, screams Klopsky at Loony Larry and Crazy Carl. We are streetlights, replies Loony Larry. Nuts, shouts Klopsky, you are fired, he says to the two. No, not you, he says to Melvin, you are digging well. Continue on. What, in such darkness? Says Melvin.

    lobsterJeffreyShoshin1Bunks
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