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  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

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  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    And if you chase the damn things, whatcha gonna do if you catch one?!?

  • JeroenJeroen Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter Netherlands Veteran

    Shoshin1JeffreypersonLionduck
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    VastmindlobsterDagobahZen
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran

    Someone told me a funny New Year's resolution:

    I vow to procrastinate more in the 2024. But I won't get started until next week..

    Shoshin1VastmindDagobahZenlobster
  • JeroenJeroen Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter Netherlands Veteran

    KotishkaShoshin1LionduckDagobahZen
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

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  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    KotishkaDagobahZenlobsterLionduck
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran
    edited February 14

    LionduckDagobahZenfedericamarcitko
  • In the Galapagos
    A tortoise but no hare
    In the Galapagos
    There is no bear there
    He made a left turn at Cleveland

  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    DagobahZenSteve_B
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    JeroenDagobahZenKotishka
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    JeffreyLionduck
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    VastmindfedericaDagobahZenLionduck
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    lobsterKotishkaDagobahZenLionduck
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    Lionduck
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Well blow me down, I came in to post EXACTLY the same joke. How very dare you trump your pedantic, Grammar-Nerdish Moderator! 🤣

    lobsterJeroenVastmindDagobahZen
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

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  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

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  • LionduckLionduck Veteran

    Gazing into Soft Warm eyes
    Reaching out to carr...
    SQUIRREL!

  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    LionducklobsterDagobahZen
  • LionduckLionduck Veteran

    We come
    We see
    We eat

  • JeroenJeroen Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter Netherlands Veteran

    “As Adam wandered about the Garden of Eden he noticed two birds up in the tree. They were snuggled up together, billing and cooing. Adam called to the Lord, "What are the two birds doing in the trees?" The Lord said, "They are making love, Adam."
    A little while later he wandered into the fields and saw a bull and cow going at it. He called to the Lord, "Lord, what is going on with that bull and cow?"
    And the Lord said, "They are making love, Adam."
    And Adam said, "How come I don't have anyone to make love with?"
    So the Lord said, "We will change that. When you awake tomorrow morning things will be different."
    So Adam lay down beneath the olive tree and fell asleep. When he awoke, there was Eve next to him. Adam jumped up, grabbed her hand, and said, "Come with me. Let's go into the bushes." And so they went. But a few moments later Adam stumbled out, looking very dejected, and called to the Lord, "Lord, what is a headache?"”
    — Osho

    Lionduck
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    DagobahZenJeroenlobster
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  • lobsterlobster Veteran
    edited June 14

    my latest meditation rant may be relevant...
    https://audio.com/lobster/audio/madmonkeymind

    oops wrong thread ... think I'll leave it here as a joke...

  • JeroenJeroen Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter Netherlands Veteran

    Shoshin1DagobahZen
  • Shoshin1Shoshin1 Sentient Being Oceania Veteran

    lobsterDagobahZenJeroen
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